Bill (you’ll know if you’re the Bill Stallings I’m talking to),

At the risk of sounding like a whiny little git, what did I do to you that pissed you off and caused you to break off all communications? You said "I’ll call you and let you know". That was several years ago. I’m still waiting. I’ve talked to mutual associates, I’ve left messages for your daughter…what the hell, man?

If I pissed you off, fine. So be it. I would think that you could at least call me and say "Hey…I’m not dead, you’re a schmuck and that’s that". If you got caught up in something and just never got around to calling, then fine. So be it.

I’d love to hear from you, even if it’s to tell me to piss off. Hit the contact button above and shoot me an email.